April 2011
36 posts
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Gifts of the Internet →
Apr 26th
How To Talk To Girls At Parties: Jason Dike's "The... →
One must always walk in a straight line. Zig zagging across the street is undignified. howtotalktogirlsatparties: “Rules, rules, rules. Everyone’s got a set they want to hand out and the internet is chock full of sites where people tell other people what to do. I wanted to fight this, instead I’ve decided to make my own absolute definitive guide to being a gentleman. The only problem with this...
Apr 26th
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Lolla Lineup! →
Started making lineup picks… I might actually go this year!
Apr 26th
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Sammies, Sandoozles or Adam Sandlers. howtotalktogirlsatparties: Super water.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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First Listen: The Antlers, 'Burst Apart' : NPR →
Yes.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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WANT: pixel camera.
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Apr 19th
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Apr 13th
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“I wouldn’t want to have cancer with anybody else... →
Oy, ugly-crying at my desk. Heartwarming.
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Zingelman's to close in downtown Hinsdale :: News... →
Sad news for cheese fries everywhere.
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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5 I Would Like To Be Friends With « Thought... →
I totally agree, except I want to swap out Dakota Fanning AKA the Really Young Friend for Tina Fey AKA the Funny Friend. You know she’d be perfect for your inner circle, because she seems all normal at first, and then she’ll be like BAM! I once had a false pregnancy from eating too many off-brand Mexican pork rinds. Bingo, she’s a weirdo just like you! She’d totally be down...
Apr 5th
Apr 5th
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SO MUCH KNEE LIFT mrsmoz: I’ve been on a Whitney bender on YouTube tonight and I had to make this gif of Bobby Brown after sitting alone in my apartment laughing so hard to the point of literal tears. It’s from when the couple performed a duet at Divas Live. Why is he even performing at such an event? Why are they so sweaty? Why do they run out of breath and give up singing halfway through...
Apr 5th
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Ji Lee: The Transformative Power of Personal... →
“Time is a concept that can be stretched” I gotta make more stuff.
Apr 4th
Apr 4th
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On posting political status updates on Facebook
It’s not that I am against your political beliefs. I’m not. I believe in an active discourse for the voting American public, no matter how much I disagree with you. I am simply wondering why you chose to post the following as your facebook status: Facebook Friend : Barack Obama filed his re-election papers today… I think I might vote for Mickey Mouse again in 2012…...
Apr 4th
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http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/april-fools/ →
I care about your job, your vacation to Boca, your OkCupid profile, your status updates, the fact that you just checked into Hell (The Olive Garden) on Foursquare, every single facet of your virtual life. April Fools! Unless you’re cute and I kinda wanna marry you. Then I care about every single thing you do and spend a lot of time stalking you on the Internet and acting surprised when you...
Apr 1st
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